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Who does Marcel look like? 1) Heat-Mister? 2) Eddie Munster?
(please vote, and i will tally the results.)





















ps: thanks to angie for the idea/heat-mister reference!

Labels: bravo, eddie munster, heat mister, marcel, rat, reality show, top chef

First, I have to give props to Amuse-Biatch.blogspot.com, an amazing website blog devoted to every one's favourite, the most ridiculous, corporate-product-placement-up-the-wazoo show ever, Top Chef. Even if the site would s*cks, it still wouldn't matter. The name itself rocks sufficiently.

Next, for my big Top-chef-Kenmore-sears-kraft-other-product spoiler/prediction: The two NYC boyz: the Israeli from the [other] 'Neck, Ilan, and the Model-Chef-Model, Sam, shave littl' Marcel's hair in a immature prank which ends up biting both Ilan and Sam in the *ss. It no secret we hate Marcel's AND his huge hair. Who doesn't? He looks like a freakin' Jr. vampire. His poem was ghetto-horrible (tangent- why does Ilan always dress ghetto in confessional???) Right, back to the issue. These chefs should have learned their lesson from all the great reality-TV villains before them (Amarose, Santino, Beth, Jeffrey, JennLifshitz). Which is: don't fight him, cause the judges will just hold it against you (as Tom is starting to do). So, all remaining male members, sans Cliffy (no hair), shave their scalps in an emotional, but, too-late, morning-after moment filled with remorse/guilt/fear.
Remember. You heard it hear first. Unless i am wrong.

-MM

Labels: amuse-biatch, bravo, chef, colorblind-chef, greatneck, hair, ilan, kenmore, marcel, rat, rip-off, scalp, top chef, vampire, villian