- Cheap temporary umbrella
- (Fake?) Louis Vuitton purse - with inhaler, blue diamond pills, and cardiologist's business card
- Clunky cellphone
Why must tall people (like bench-warming, over-weight NBA players [Shaq]) need to wear ugly suits? Why don't they make normal-looking, well-cut suits - just larger? Do they really need 8 buttons and to come in many shades of green? Can't they just make larger buttons? I mean, you don't see midgets wearing one-button suits- theirs are just smaller!